Humor
mobi, epub, pdf | | 2010-06-10 | Author:Carlin, George [Carlin, George]

Brain Droppings y observEdl (oil euphemisms actual = holistic massage therapy liEQP llOttl = limited service lodging = interim financing = custodial interference mottfESJ ond box spring = sleep system ...
( Category: Comedy March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2010-09-06 | Author:Tim Sandlin

14 “If you are pregnant, we could get married and live in an apartment. I’ll find a job.” “Oh, Sam, don’t be a squirrel.” *** Being a squirrel was the ...
( Category: Coming of Age March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-01-12 | Author:Shalom Auslander

16. IT WAS ALREADY WELL past noon when Wilbur Messerschmidt Sr. answered the front door in his bathrobe and slippers. Kugel, he said. Senior, said Kugel. Senior was what all ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-05-25 | Author:Becker

BY THE TIME we finished Grandma, good to the last scrap of rubbery aged meat, Grandpa had regained consciousness and Annabelle was morphing; she was sick and feverish, murmuring Dashboard ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
azw3, epub, mobi |eng | 2003-01-23 | Author:Christopher Moore

“As if I were a dog,” I said. “Exactly as if you were a dog.” The angel was also wearing modern American garb, and although he was still strikingly handsome, ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3, pdf | | 2000-06-21 | Author:Christopher Moore

Molly Molly slammed the truck into the Dumpster behind the Head of the Slug Saloon. Glass from the headlights tinkled to the tarmac and the fan raked across the radiator ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2009-08-18 | Author:Michael Tunison

VI.2 Know Your Fantasy League or Know Draft Defeat When diving headlong into the choppy waters of fantasy football, it helps to know that the act of drafting is an ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2011-05-23 | Author:Jimmy Fallon; the Writers of Late Night

Thank you … leaf blowers, for making me look like the world’s lamest Ghostbuster. I ain’t afraid of no leaves. Thank you … glass of water on my table last ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2006-01-02 | Author:Monica Drake; Chuck Palahniuk

13. Silence Isn’t the Only Thing That’s Golden FOUR IN THE MORNING. THE DEPRESSION HOUR. THE hour of brain chemistry and despair. My mouth was cotton-mouth-beer-drinking dry. I reached for ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-08-15 | Author:Dave Barry

On the street outside, in the front seat of the Lexus, Snake looked in Arthur Herk's wallet to make sure the address on the driver's license—238 Garbanzo—was the house Herk ...
( Category: Terrorism March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2013-01-01 | Author:Carl Hiaasen

Sixteen Evan Shook was surprised to see a muddy Toyota parked out front. The Oklahoma tag didn’t make sense; the Lipscombs had said they were from Virginia. Plus they weren’t ...
( Category: Murder March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-10-23 | Author:Tom Wolfe

11 Ghislaine Finding a long-sleeved shirt to cover up those famous—they were literally in the news today—those famous Nestor Camacho muscles of his took some doing. But it had to ...
( Category: Cultural Heritage March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, pdf | | 2009-01-13 | Author:Larry Wilmore

TINY P: A nizame is when you take part of a “normal” name and combine it with a character identifier about the person. It’s a contraction of the words “nizzle” ...
( Category: African-American Studies March 25,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2006-06-01 | Author:Sam Seder

REFERRALS Buying a congressman is not something you just jump into. It can be pricey, and, unfortunately, there is, as yet, no return policy. You can’t even get House or ...
( Category: National March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2003-10-06 | Author:Michael Moore

10338-Dude, Where's My Country? 8/27/03 1:09 PM Page 129 6 Jesus W. Christ HI. GOD HERE. I hope you don’t mind if I interrupt Mike’s book with a few words ...
( Category: Political March 25,2014 )